[Parody]: MediShield Life: Must take medicine but won't? Jail, fine on the cards

The following is a parody of 'MediShield Life: Can pay but won't? Jail, fine on the cards',grey=delete, red = added new text.
Feedback welcomed, pls enjoy.

PS: The old Singapore nanny state is now becoming a police state, Singaporeans, please be prepared.

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MediShield Life: Can pay Must take medicine but won't? Jail, fine on the cards
Wednesday, Jan 21, 2015
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By Salma Khalik

Apologetics against Jesus portrayal as mean spirited megalomaniac.

 Originally Posted by The Wyrd of Gawd 

Re thread (PF): Reading The Bible Properly Can Improve One's Reasoning Skills.
Sorry but your knowledge of the Bible is in the 1% range. Any atheist on this site will steamroll you without a burp.
Luke 4:23-29 (CEV) = "23 Jesus answered:You will certainly want to tell me this saying, “Doctor, first make yourself well.” You will tell me to do the same things here in my own hometown that you heard I did in Capernaum. 24 But you can be sure that no prophets are liked by the people of their own hometown.
25 Once during the time of Elijah there was no rain for three and a half years, and people everywhere were starving. There were many widows in Israel, 26 but Elijah was sent only to a widow in the town of Zarephath near the city of Sidon. 27 During the time of the prophet Elisha, many men in Israel had leprosy. But no one was healed, except Naaman who lived in Syria.

Only in the mutual virtues of charity and austerity, can solutions to the Greek debt crisis be found...

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Originally Posted by neddy Re (SBY): It is not just the debts, you Greek fools 1.Tsipras may be from a modest background, but pride and assertively will be needed to stand tall in Europe. To be humble is to be weak. 2. A bankrupt Greece is more a headache for creditors because Greece lives on self sufficiently . Unlike Singapore where basic needs like food is imported. Greece olive oil is also exported as "Italian" olive oil. 3. Debt is not a bad servant. In Japan, debt is acquired domestically. In countries that depend on foreign investments and debt, the money will disappear and return to source at a sign of trouble. Remember 1997 and 2008. 4. If you have been living in Greece before, you will find that Greeks are more refined and educated. But they are stubborn. In general, Greeks are in general more tolerant, generous and kind people who value human dignity. I have been to their community farms, etc. Their history has not always being kind to them. Just think about it. If one day, Singapore has no money to buy food from Malaysia, should it ... Be humble and beg for food from Malaysia. BE ASSERTIVE and tell Malaysia, I have nothing left but bombs to hit your business. I have nothing to lose. Give me some food on IOU and when we eat the food and have strength, we will work to pay you for the food later.

Greek debt crisis= a dilemma of moral proportions...:

Greek PM Alexis Tsipras [dials emergency EU helpline]: 'my people are suffering, we need the funds and resources to jump start out economy. Papa EU, please also forgive our €315b debt'...
Papa EU (fronted by Merkel/ Germany): ' sorry to see U in so much pain, sorry for not warning U earlier not to borrow so much Euros (we too were having such a good time pre2008 selling U useless stuff then, remember), U have since already received €240b bailout package, but now I want the rest of my $$$ (/'one pound of flesh') back!' [slams down phone]...

Austerity medicine a bitter pill - Opinion Eye On The World ST Editorial - The Straits Times

Instead of raising GST, foreigners should pay up their fair share of property taxes locally.

Instead of raising GST, foreigners should pay up their fair share of property taxes locally.

Singaporeans who serve NS defend the land and thus should be the ONLY ones enjoying discounted rate residential property taxes (for their living premises only). Foreigners who DO NOT serve NS should have to pay non-discounted, aka current 'Non-Owner-Occupied Residential Properties' rate taxes.

Better still, all residential properties should be made to pay similar tax rates across the board with Singaporeans and PR (especially those who have served NS) receiving property tax vouchers for the offset of a certain median amount payable in property tax (as recognition for defending the land and also ease of calculation of property tax):

Edz Ello is 50% right: LKY has given up, Sinkies will be extinct (by sloth (lack of exercise)/ greed).

[Pict link ] [sauce]

Yes, Edz is WRONG to curse Singapore with natural disasters. But about the losers (?poor health?) part, I cannot help but agree somewhat that in so far that the godfather of Singapore says:
"One Man's View of the World" he (Lee Kuan Yew) has said "I cannot solve the problem, and I have given up. I have given the job to another generation of leaders. Hopefully, they or their successors will eventually find a way out." Singapore Dissident: Singapore strongman Lee Kuan Yew admits defeat on falling birth rate

One third of Singapore students have no pocket $$$ for lunch.

Guess that is all worth it so long as the dignity of CEOs and Ministars is upheld... The seeds of Singapore's own umbrella movement are now being sown...

"About a third of our students go to school with no pocket money to buy lunch. ....the president of one of our universities told us recently that 60 per cent of his students need financial assistance.... - See more at: Three wishes for the New Year - Opinion By Invitation ST Editorial - The Straits Times "

Even Judiciary reports being fixed by Singapore Parliament too...

Okay, maybe in this case = inadvertently. But it still shows how much the SG Parliament is trying too hard tomicro manage things: perhaps a +ve way forward would be for parliament to just give guidelines within the penal code and other statutes: e.g. the 'recommended' punishment for e.g. theft, extortion, uncensored films, managing a brothel: i.e.: the words 'shall be liable to...' rather than 'for a term of not less than XX years'...
PS: there is a Probation of Offenders (Amendment) Act 1993 (Act 37 of 1993): perhaps this act can specify that those with IQ below certain level will be more favourably chosen for probation in lieu of jail etc.
Where parliament is concerned about judges being overly lenient, parliament may make clarification within the penal code that the minimum sentence shall apply to first time offenders without any significant mitigating factors.

One memory card= worth the modesty of TWO women???!!!

The crazy (biased) laws (/courts) of Singapore:
"For destroying the electronic record with the intention of preventing it from being used as evidence, Koo could have been jailed up to two years and fined.
For insulting the modesty of the woman, he could have been jailed up to one year and fined. "
Brings back the recollection of the pastor guy who was jailed for lying about petrol tank level to ICA staffs: was initially jailed for lying but jail was converted to $4000 fine upon appeal because the original crime of less than 3/4 tank full was not a jail-able one.

LHL: First class political leadership and First World Parliament are separate issues...

23Mar2007: "First class political leadership" (to justify exponential pay rise)...

Marriage decay= one step towards Armageddon...

Humanity has finally found a way to self-destruct itself.

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Originally Posted by Leongsam Source (SBY): Sinkie groom goes ahead with the wedding alone after slaps from the bride Marriage is no longer a once-in-a-lifetime event. It should be treated just like any othertemporary arrangement.

To reduce the HIV rates and abandoned kids due to sex for fun/ sex- before marriage phenomenon

To reduce the HIV rates and abandoned kids due to sex for fun/ sex- before marriage phenomenon: e.g. '$20k wedding called off after bride and groom fight'That is why i feel that on ROM marriage records: all divorcees, separated, remarried persons with any kids under 21yrs old will be marked out as having existing dependents so that anybody they should marry will have to be aware of their preexisting parenthood commitments such that where mainteinence payments are concerned: precedents will ALWAYS be for children from earlier relationships/ marriages: to the extent of garnishee order on salary/ confiscation of properties etc (even if the new family needs to depend on social welfare etc). (Too many men give EXCUSE not to pay mainteinence for past children by claiming that their new families are new/ more important commitments).

Property cartel REDAS pressures gahmen to line its member's pockets with more money.

Me thinks that any professionalism/ work pride in REDAS is long evaporated. No longer an organisation priding itself for providing good and affordable housing to Singaporeans, REDAS, like some PAP politicians (see below (appended)) are probably filled with rent seekers, out to exploit the poor in the name of 'dignity': basically a financial arms race amongst the rich to see who can exploit the poor most and drive the most flashy luxury car to catch the other's attention if not envy.

Professional organisation members in Singapore seem to be driven by greed and envy: service to humanity has become a long forgotten creed.

[Meritocracy]= 86% discount off Medishield-life premiums for the health conscious.

- In line with national productivity campaign: U don't need to see GP or specialist to take medicine to be healthy by making daily efforts in staying healthy: (healthy diet, moderate alcohol consumption, a smaller waist circumference, regular exercise and not smoking according to study.)
- Meritocracy: those who are health conscious and a reduced BURDEN on gahmen healthcare subsidies ought to be rewarded. Since their chance of heart attack is 86% less, chances are that they will be employable/ productive for longer: thus, these responsible folks should be rewarded with 86% discount in premiums under the new/ compulsory Medishield-life scheme.

Of course, cheats like Jover Chew (etc): pls be warned: U must do annual cholesterol, diabetes, blood pressure, BMI, CO levels for smokers etc (if not a 2.4km IPPT test/ equivalent as substitute for cholesterol etc levels/ to get maximum discount of 86% off annual premiums payable): just attaching the fit-bit exercise tracker to your pet-dog's leg will NOT count as valid lifestyle improvement (objective cardiovascular risk calculators such as Framingham Risk Score - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia will have to be used {alt calc. site})

Medishield-life: premiums for obese people should be at least 5% more...

Because their cancer risk is accordingly higher... Oops: maybe should be 50% more if the diagnosis of cancer also means that one does not need to pay anymore premiums from that point of diagnosis/ hospitalisation onwards (to cover for the post cancer-diagnosis period where healthy premium payers had to subsidise the sick member).

PS: the report also says that smokers and those with infections (?HIV?) have a higher risk of cancer, so I think smokers/ HIV infected premiums will also have to be at least 10% more...

Obesity Linked to Half a Million Cancer Cases Worldwide- Medscape

The true purpose of IDA is to help telcos make more $$$.

IDA feels that ALL Singaporeans are very rich and that NOBODY will want to 'downgrade' from post-paid to pre-paid plan even though such a plan may be more affordable for a user's needs.
Does IDA receive bribes from telcos???!!! Telcos allow 'pre-paid' to 'post-paid' conversion because post-paid plans are more profitable (higher-priced) but IDA says :"IDA notes that all the mobile operators already offer switching of pre-paid services to post-paid. IDA does not currently foresee a compelling reason to require the operators to offer a service that allows switching in the other direction.": do telcos like to offer ex-IDA staffs C-suite/ cushy directorship jobs: thus the bias in IDA's policies towards telcos profitablilty???!!!: why speak of number portability benefits if the underlying purpose seems to be maintaining telcos profitability???!!! Surely there must be some solution for those not keen on there current telcos packaged deals to stick to their old plans (with rebates attached and not discontinued) or else have the option to downgrade to 'pre-paid' plans whilst retaining their old HP numbers.

Instead of relying on biased and one-sided surveys: IDA should phrase the question as such: "if I am short of cash and a 'pre-paid' plan becomes more suitable for my needs: I should have the option of downgrading to a pre-paid plan having satisfied any existing post-paid subscription obligations.": if the IDA places citizen's interest and welfare FIRST that is.

Is the true reason for number portability that of increasing telcos post-paid user base of contracted users since the switch is only ONE WAY???!!!

Even the last line of IDA relpy shows that IDA staffs treat telcos as their true employers: "We note your feedback and will be sharing with the service providers for their consideration. Thank you." So much for probable telco's sponsored golden parachutes, Singaporeans have earned themselves a raw deal.

Law/ politics= snake oil in Singapore???!!!

Letter to press by SMU dean's list law student: if indeed it is the dean's list law student, my guess is that many in Singapore's political elite are money faced/ smoke weed in their ivory towers...

Why does his legal logic reek of the same bias and stink as the AGC conclusion about LHL's influence of votes at poking station in 1997 ???!!!

So its all about tax revenue $$$ or the bullying of minorities??? These scholars in their ivory towers should better stop smoking the weed that they pass around to each other: morally, they are no better than the shisha smokers loitering in dark alleys...
Banning shisha, but not cigarettes, a justified move | TODAYonline

Not all revolutions are bad, good examples are 'dime a dozen' too.

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Originally Posted by Xanadu Source (PF): Communism vs Democracy (Unite): the ball is at President Xi JinPing's feet. From a few thousand years of history we know that (resistance, or in this time political) movements do not lead to a better future... have often led to an empire, slavery or war. Communism and democracy are not the solutions, neither a unification or combination of both. The solution is non-political independence from the system (especially on energy, because it's a fundament of nature), as individual or as family or with some friends, never in mass (but many people can work on the same idea as individuals) People are part of nature, so the answer can be found in nature. Politics or a revolution or a revolutionary movement are going to hurt your future and that of Hong Kong (some older Hong Kong people said that you must stop the Umbrella revolt and go back to work, which is half the solution. The solution is stop any revolution or political struggle, and work for yourself (try to become independent and self sustained on the fundamental things a family needs, you can keep your current job until you have a small buisness running)  Politics is not the language of the people (people are influenced by politics for a long time), it is used by persons that are seeking control and power over people.

Communism vs Democracy (Unite): the ball is at President Xi JinPing's feet.

I believe that in all forms of politics: communism, autocracy, democracy etc etc, the main focus should be care for poor people and the elimination of corruption. In this essay, I focus on the latter (corruption) and other points too.

Chiefly, WRT corruption, there are 2 main methods of targeting this, perhaps of equal importance: firstly, those against corruption should be people who are honourable themselves and who place charity above their own needs: healing the wounds of society by uplifting the impoverished. The second is transparency and freedom of speech so that whistle blowers cannot be silenced.

KBW circulates posed peektures showing how ill-bred South Asians are.

And they call that 'engagement': me thinks that the PA-PAP advisers to grassroots origanisations method of brainwashing foreign workers is high-handed and derogatory and will only serve to increase animosity by foreign workers against Singaporeans and rich foreigners (employment pass holders/ PR like Yang Yin pay ZERO levy BTW).
Either that or the PAP is trying to advertise to investors their skills at subdueing protest (in anticipation for more as Sinkieland matures as slave capital of the world) (most of the spectators do not look South Asian to me).

Yang Yin: did IRAS endorse his PR papers too???!!!

Did Yang Yin pay his $68,700 income tax bill on S$450k earnings declared or did IRAS diam diam, taxes waived because he is PA/ PAP related grassroots advisor/ leader???!!!
Yang Yin (PA-PAP member?):
[sauce]

IRAS personal income tax rates: IRAS: Income tax rates
YA2010: first $320k= $42,700 tax payable, thereafter rate is 20%.

Or is IRAS still asleep even AFTER the elderly widow's niece Hedi Mok blow whistle before the fake receipts were discovered???!!! If indeed taxes were paid: were the accounts clean and WHERE did the $68,700 to pay IRAS come from???!!! Yang Yin's corrupt scheme should have surfaced much much earlier, even BEFORE he was ever even considered to receive PR status...

320 more charges against former tour guide Yang Yin - Channel NewsAsia

CCS (implied): 'Proudly, we practise eugenics in Singapore'...

Title of the quoted report sounds really good/ grand, but devil is in the details, a deceptive headline indeed.

Extra leave for married mothers of 16weeks as opposed to the usual 8, to the extra 8weeks is 'R and R' for the mom to go tours (jiak huang) and enjoy herself???!!! So the real reason why people get married and have kids is to get leave from work to enjoy themselves (free bonus $$$ (next paragraph)) ???!!!

Kids of unwed moms are also INELIGIBLE for 'Baby Bonus Cash Gift and Child Development Account': so the 'child development account' is a reward to the parents: can use for 2nd honeymoon is it???!!! Likewise, the baby bonus cash is a reward to married couples for having unprotected sex and the proof of it???!!!

How CPIB saved the average Singaporean from near financial ruin.

And so prevented Ministerial level salaries in Singapore from hitting divinity benchmark levels.

I am so happy that CPIB decided to bring CHC Kong Hee Fatt Chai to task for laundering tithe (church building fund) $$$ to sponsor his wife half-naked striptease show to bait more to paystratospheric fees(/ membership fees /tithes) to him for his 30, 60, 100fold blessings ponzi scheme (like must sell HDB to give to church: the church being Kong Hee's sentosa cove pent house/ concealed earnings as I read it)...Indeed CPIB is doing its job: a difficult and thankless one at eradicating corruption

Columbia Uni mattress girl story and why anus sex should really be outlawed in Singapore.

The crazy, lopsided laws of Singapore?...

As in the example I've come across: okay to loiter INSIDE polling station but not 200m circumference outside... (See nice Pict below).

Like saying, against the law to molest a woman, but if U rape her, than nothing in the law to make it a crime.

Reading The Bible Properly Can Improve One's Reasoning Skills

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Originally Posted by Agoraphobic Thread source (SBY): Accounts and teachings of ALL religious institutions should be open to public scrutiny/ inspection (just like public listed companies) Perhaps you mean "hope" when you refer to "faith." Let's keep things simple, "faith" is belief that is not based on proof. But if people choose to have faith, that is their choice as far as I'm concerned. Cheers!

Okay, then perhaps it might be an issue of semantics/ terminology.
In the vernacular (secular definition), some people ask "what is your faith": which in this case, means: " what is your religion".

Philosophy: In ALL human endevors involving the element of Hope, Faith is by definition present.

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Originally Posted by zeebjii Thread source (SBY): Accounts and teachings of ALL religious institutions should be open to public scrutiny Just because you like to study religion does not make you an expert. Come on, i don't need fooking faith to take a bus!

Thank you for your acknowledgement in my interest in the study of religion (comparative), 'specializing' especially the Christian viewpoint although I admit no professional qualifications in this regard.

The Elements of a Marriage Made in Heaven.

Forum question: How to get a gal to be interested in u? 
Me thinks that the way to find like (similar/ comparable) partner is to developed YOUR OWN INTEREST. 

And I don't just mean $riches/ power etc, it could be ANYTHING including charity and religion: please read on to learn more....

PA CCC: the perfect training ground for PAP MP-wannabes to rubber-stamp everything without thinking...

TDY: PA’s blank cheque mystery unsolved, but processes ‘are stringent

Even if 10 grassroots leaders (under guidance of the PAP MP/ MP wannabe 'advisor to grassroots organisations' did the work, they will still screw up cos they all they only do is rubber-stamp job!!!??? Even blank cheque also 3 ppl rush to stamp stamp stamp with BOTH eyes closed (and dreaming about their next 3week pan-European holiday)....... Guess the only person in-charge was the welfare pay-cheque recipient who conveniently wrote "eight thousand dollars only" and "8000.00" in the blank space: and the transaction went through promptly until some PA staffer found out about it ~6 months down the road...
Even the person personally handing Mr Khoo (welfare recipient) didn't check if the correct amount was written for Mt Khoo's benefit and prudence in using state funds.
If it starts with blank cheques, I wonder where all this $ misappropriation/leakage nonsense ends...

HHH cf. LHL: sauce for the goose is also sauce for the gander please.

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Originally Posted by ilold Re thread (SGC):Han Hui Hui, Roy Ngerng and others to face charges over Hong Lim Park protest march it's not double standards. it's comparing to separate events with different circumstances. if you're so sure it's double standards and unlawful then HHH and roy can just go and sue Nparks and they would win assuming you are right. If you believe that AGC is corrupt that means you should just move out of the country as the country is inherently corrupt.

Separate events but question about space occupied and the activity conducted therein run in the same vein.